The "Needs" game

This was too fun!

INSTRUCTIONS1. Go to Google.com2. Including the quotation marks, type "[YOUR NAME] needs" (in my case, it's "Nancy needs")3. Take the top 10 results and post them (you have to read thru result for the answer-it may be buried a bit in the first few sentences...but it will be there.4. Laugh.
1. Nancy needs to learn what the moon is
2. Nancy needs jail time
3. Nancy needs to wolf down a 3000 calorie dessert
4. Nancy needs prayer
5. Nancy needs a vacation
6. Nancy needs to ask Palin's advice on cleaning
7. Nancy needs your help
8. Nancy needs to be punished on Yahoo
9. Nancy needs to date
10. Nancy needs a sharp sense of humor

Scott's house drama continues

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> NEWS FLASH <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<

WATER HEATER FAILS AT CRITICAL JUNCTURE AT "NEW" FORECLOSURE HOME; UPON FURTHER INVESTIGATION, WATER TANK DRIPPING WITH RUSTY CONDENSATE

HOT TUB ANYTHING BUT

SCOTT GARD QUOTED AS:

"THE WHOLE EXPERIENCE WAS WRETCHEDLY COLD AND GENERALLY DISAPPOINTING. I FELT LIKE I HAD FALLEN OVERBOARD IN THE CRASHING, CHILLY ATLANTIC. MY TEETH CHATTERED AND I KEPT EXPECTING TO SEE LEONARDO DI CAPRIO ROW BY IN A LIFEBOAT. WHOSE DUMB IDEA WAS IT TO INSTALL THIS THING, ANYWAY ? IT'S JUST BIG ENOUGH TO FIT ONE PERSON AND EVEN THEN NOT COMFORTABLY. I CAN SEE IT AS GROUNDS FOR DIVORCE AMONG AN OTHERWISE HAPPILY MARRIED COUPLE. DOUBLE DUH."

sg