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WATER HEATER FAILS AT CRITICAL JUNCTURE AT "NEW" FORECLOSURE HOME; UPON FURTHER INVESTIGATION, WATER TANK DRIPPING WITH RUSTY CONDENSATE
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SCOTT GARD QUOTED AS:
"THE WHOLE EXPERIENCE WAS WRETCHEDLY COLD AND GENERALLY DISAPPOINTING. I FELT LIKE I HAD FALLEN OVERBOARD IN THE CRASHING, CHILLY ATLANTIC. MY TEETH CHATTERED AND I KEPT EXPECTING TO SEE LEONARDO DI CAPRIO ROW BY IN A LIFEBOAT. WHOSE DUMB IDEA WAS IT TO INSTALL THIS THING, ANYWAY ? IT'S JUST BIG ENOUGH TO FIT ONE PERSON AND EVEN THEN NOT COMFORTABLY. I CAN SEE IT AS GROUNDS FOR DIVORCE AMONG AN OTHERWISE HAPPILY MARRIED COUPLE. DOUBLE DUH."
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